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Kuules pimatsu, vaikka olisit kuinka fluent englanniksi, älä kirjoituta toisilla kotiaineitasi.

Yo homie. Same old same old. Was fine till got popped on 9th street. Ya know the fellows. Shit damn my luck. Be well soon. Take care!

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:01"]I woke up at 6 am, took a long hot shower and then I had breakfast. My breakfast is the same every morning: apple juice, a cup of tea with milk and sweetener, rye bread with ham and cheese. I did my make and hair, gor dressed and drove to work. I worked for eight hours and I am feeling absolutely shattered now. After work I ate and walked my dog. Now I'm just wasting time on the Internet.

[/quote] make my hair* :)

You asked to,point out your mistakes. The give way was the use of word fluent. Fluent refers to speaking, not writing. You can not tell from someone's writing are the fluent or not. 

As said before Finns speak excellent English and their writing is prob. Even better. They spend so much time pounding grammar in their heads :)

we dont need a pompous prick to walk in 

Just normal day, nothing special.. Wbu?

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 20:53"]
Our last day of school was on Thursday, May 22, 2014 and the first day of school was on Tuesday, Aug 5, 2014. East Coast.
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my friends started school 19.8. (last tuesday), idk why my school starts so late. :D also east coast. NC actually. http://mhs.wcpss.net/cal/index.html

(sorry mom! i know you told me not to tell strangers on internet where i live)

No one with fluent English speaks like that.

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Been working from nine am until now. I'm really tired, but when I get home, there are my children waiting for evening tea and some mum's LTC...

I actually use English as my work-language, since I'm a foreign news reporter. Read it all day long, and translate soundbites from various speakers from different nationalities (usually spoken in bad accent).

[/quote] LTC? How about TLC = Tender Loving Care ;).

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One and the same[/quote] NOT :D

I have wait winter and snow all day long.. I can't take this sunshine anymore. I hope the morning never come. Only few still wait for the sun. We would have forgiven ourselves, And let the snow bury us together. One night it happened, the morning never came. No one lives for ever.

Today I took STD tests. I was very nervous about the blood test, but it went quite well - I didn't even faint. Now we'll just have to wait for the results... Then I came home and checked the mail. I had finally received some clothes ordered from Ebay. After trying them on I started to bake some cookies and do the laundry.

I cleaned up with my spouse and then we headed to a nearby park for a beer. The weather had finally turned cool and windy. We fed some ducks with cookie crumbles and came back home.

Kylläpäs muuten englanti tökkii näin pitkän tauon jälkeen. Onneks ens viikolla alkaa iltalukion viimeinen enkunkurssi.

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[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:01"]I woke up at 6 am, took a long hot shower and then I had breakfast. My breakfast is the same every morning: apple juice, a cup of tea with milk and sweetener, rye bread with ham and cheese. I did my make and hair, gor dressed and drove to work. I worked for eight hours and I am feeling absolutely shattered now. After work I ate and walked my dog. Now I'm just wasting time on the Internet.

[/quote] make my hair* :)

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make up and hair*

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 21:07"]

No one with fluent English speaks like that.

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How so? Are you fluent?

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 21:07"]No one with fluent English speaks like that.

[/quote] Yup. That's not fluent. Omg I'm in junior high and check out my English skilzzzz. I'm awesome.

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[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:20"]I woke up and drove my husband to work. After that I stopped by at my daughter's school to get her schedule. Then I drove home, cooked some porridge for my baby and fed him. The boy from nextdoor came here to play with my son. Now I sit on the floor at downstairs, eating my breakfast and playing with the baby, while the boys plays upstairs with Legos. Soon I should put the baby to his crib for taking a nap. Meantime I will searh Internet and read a book called Gone With the Wind. About 3 pm I will take my daughter and the baby and head to market called Target. My daughter will buy some school stuff there. After that we will pick up my husband and drive home for dinner. Rest of the evening, I don't know yet. 

If someone is wondering timing, it's 12.20 pm here right now.

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mom??!!

thanks for telling me about us going to target btw, an hour ago your opinion on us going there was "no". but you know, whatever. ;-) idk if we need to go to target today as i still dont have a locker and i was mainly going to buy things for the locker, i'd like to go to michaels though, i was thinking about customizing my notebooks and binders a little bit, right now theyre very boring. ohh and can you drop me off at the mall when you go pick markus up from work? thanks!!

(sorry for the lack of capitalization and the very random use of aphostrophes, im on mobile and very lazy. forgive me! :D)

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Sweetie, don't bother. You are so late. Target is already sold out. School started 2 weeks ago, if you haven't noticed.

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Tule alas kultaseni ja kerro asiasi mulle ihan nenätysten :D 

Alemmalle viisastelijalle tiedoksi, että koulu alkaa maanantaina.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 21:06"]

You asked to,point out your mistakes. The give way was the use of word fluent. Fluent refers to speaking, not writing. You can not tell from someone's writing are the fluent or not. 

As said before Finns speak excellent English and their writing is prob. Even better. They spend so much time pounding grammar in their heads :)

we dont need a pompous prick to walk in 

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You're certainly not fluent, so who are you to judge others? LOL

I think ap is fluent. But I'm Canadian so what do I know. :) 

Your English is too "learned". Like come on. Sounds retarded.

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[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:20"]I woke up and drove my husband to work. After that I stopped by at my daughter's school to get her schedule. Then I drove home, cooked some porridge for my baby and fed him. The boy from nextdoor came here to play with my son. Now I sit on the floor at downstairs, eating my breakfast and playing with the baby, while the boys plays upstairs with Legos. Soon I should put the baby to his crib for taking a nap. Meantime I will searh Internet and read a book called Gone With the Wind. About 3 pm I will take my daughter and the baby and head to market called Target. My daughter will buy some school stuff there. After that we will pick up my husband and drive home for dinner. Rest of the evening, I don't know yet. 

If someone is wondering timing, it's 12.20 pm here right now.

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mom??!!

thanks for telling me about us going to target btw, an hour ago your opinion on us going there was "no". but you know, whatever. ;-) idk if we need to go to target today as i still dont have a locker and i was mainly going to buy things for the locker, i'd like to go to michaels though, i was thinking about customizing my notebooks and binders a little bit, right now theyre very boring. ohh and can you drop me off at the mall when you go pick markus up from work? thanks!!

(sorry for the lack of capitalization and the very random use of aphostrophes, im on mobile and very lazy. forgive me! :D)

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Sweetie, don't bother. You are so late. Target is already sold out. School started 2 weeks ago, if you haven't noticed.

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Tule alas kultaseni ja kerro asiasi mulle ihan nenätysten :D 

Alemmalle viisastelijalle tiedoksi, että koulu alkaa maanantaina.

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Michaels on Brier Creekissä niin kuin Targetkin. Voidaan pysähtyä siinä matkalla. Mutta pitää lähteä viim. tunnin päästä, jos aiot kuluttaa siellä vähänkään aikaa. Viideltä pitää olla hakemassa Markusta.

Saw a lady on the street. She had a terrific pair of norks.

My day was fine. I´m drinking cider now and I wrtie English almost as good as my very Greek boyfrined does. Have a nice eveninng!