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Tue habla spaniola also??? :D))D)D)

I got fired earlier today and now I feel stupid as hell. I just wanna go home and sleep. It's been the most awesome summer ever but now I feel really homesick and I even have rash because of stress. My face looks terrible but gonna go out tonight and have fun. Eventhought the customers I was working for this week are propably going to be there. Fuck them!! But anyway, kinda secretly happy about this. I've been so tired and last week I was really sick too. Ready to come home! Hopefully I can change my flight and already leave tomorrow!

I think I'm not fluent in any language...

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:02"]

Jaha, koulu on taas alkanut ja joku neropatti on saanut enkunpistareista kympin. :)  Arvostele ihan itseäsi vain ja pysyttele siellä oppitunneilla hereillä!

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You are welcome to participate in the conversation or not. And why would I study Englsih if speak it? I am far from a genius but I do speak English fluently.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:58"]

I got fired earlier today and now I feel stupid as hell. I just wanna go home and sleep. It's been the most awesome summer ever but now I feel really homesick and I even have rash because of stress. My face looks terrible but gonna go out tonight and have fun. Eventhought the customers I was working for this week are propably going to be there. Fuck them!! But anyway, kinda secretly happy about this. I've been so tired and last week I was really sick too. Ready to come home! Hopefully I can change my flight and already leave tomorrow!

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Nice English. :)

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:18"]

I had a nice day but now it sucks because I'm waiting for a text... I mean, how fucking hard is it to answer one question? (it was a pretty easy one, too. "Let's go get a drink?"). I'm starting to agree with yall, us Finns, we suck.

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Well done!

You come to the end of a long day, you sit back, you open a beer, you watch a sporting event. That's what men do.

Okey. To be honest, I was waitin' for this day a long, long time. After my bunch of kids took the school bus, I drove to see a Man. Not just any kind of a man.... He's like, a dream come true. He's intelligent, warm, kind, gentle, amazing father and a friend and so on... Perfect. I'm in love for the first time in my life! And I'm not a girl, I'm a grown woman and a mother of four (and to be honest, I'm a bit chubby, not highly educated, not to mention I'm not the prettiest flower on the meadow). I can't sleep, I can't eat... It's almost too much! Feels like a dream, so unreal.

Yeah, ya all know what happened after I went there to see him. Yes, we had sex for the first time. It was beutyfull! I would never had guessed this would happen to me! Not in million years. I'm about to burst, I possibly cannot tell to anyone! I just broke up with my ex so it's not appropriate yet. Tomorrow the kids will go to visit Grandma, guess where I'm going? ;) Thanks for letting me share! I'm so happy!

Saa vapaasti korjata virheet, olen käynyt vain peruskoulun enkut läpi ja siitä on aikaa yli 15v :)

After these things I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the earth was illuminated with his glory. 2 And he cried mightily with a loud voice, saying, "Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and has become a dwelling place of demons, a prison for every foul spirit, and a cage for every unclean and hated bird! 3 For all the nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth have become rich through the abundance of her luxury."

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 20:01"]

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:02"]

Jaha, koulu on taas alkanut ja joku neropatti on saanut enkunpistareista kympin. :)  Arvostele ihan itseäsi vain ja pysyttele siellä oppitunneilla hereillä!

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You are welcome to participate in the conversation or not. And why would I study Englsih if speak it? I am far from a genius but I do speak English fluently.

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If you've already learned a language other than English at home, expanding your knowledge of its vocabulary, grammar, culture, and literature -- at the same time you are learning English -- will also improve your chances for success in school and in your career.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:55"]

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:22"]

The fuck you are. Just had a shit of day and I'm even more annoyed with ppl claiming they are fluent in English and yet they are shit at it.

It doesn't make you any better talking English. Honestly it doesn't. You were given a very special mother tongue. Be proud of it. Honor it and stop being a stupid wanna be English speaker

Rant over

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And you know I'm not a fluent English-speaker ... how? I speak Finnish too, by the way, but it's not my first language.

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so not only is your English rubbish apparently your reading is not fluent either. Your English is ok. Not fluent and def. not a native speaker. I still claim that you are a Finn. The mistakes that you made are Finnish speakers mistakes. You use the finnish grammar instead of brittish.

unless yiur an American whicj makes it more understandable that your English is just ok

Hello i am Kirsti and i slept a long time in my bed. Near me was a Zombie sleeping. It is not a problem . Now i am cooking sausages in a brown sauce.My dogs love it.I must go now and shave my intimhair. Bye bye.

just joo, oot ollu vissiin vaihto-oppilaana Jenkeissä ja nyt pitää näyttää. Hoh hoijaa.....

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:56"]

I woke up at 6am. I got up a bit late so I had to rush. Gladly, I made it to the bus. School was really boring but I only had 3 classes today which was nice. I got back home around 2ish and took my dog out for a walk. After that I've been wasting my time, watching movies and such. I'm waiting for my husband to get up so we can have a chat. He's currently in the US on a business trip. I made some homemade pizza for dinner. I'll take some with me tomorrow when I'll go on a hike.

[/quote] Some businessman, whichever way you look at it it's midday here and he should be up.

Been working from nine am until now. I'm really tired, but when I get home, there are my children waiting for evening tea and some mum's LTC...

I actually use English as my work-language, since I'm a foreign news reporter. Read it all day long, and translate soundbites from various speakers from different nationalities (usually spoken in bad accent).

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:58"]

I got fired earlier today and now I feel stupid as hell. I just wanna go home and sleep. It's been the most awesome summer ever but now I feel really homesick and I even have rash because of stress. My face looks terrible but gonna go out tonight and have fun. Eventhought the customers I was working for this week are propably going to be there. Fuck them!! But anyway, kinda secretly happy about this. I've been so tired and last week I was really sick too. Ready to come home! Hopefully I can change my flight and already leave tomorrow!

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Why on the earth you got fired? What was your job?

Kaikki alle 30v suomalaiset osaa puhua ihailtavaa englantia. 

Olen asunut USA:ssa 20v ja aina kaikki kehuu kuinka hyvin englantia puhun, vaikka en varmasti puhu sitä fluent.

Aksenttia myös kehutaan kauniiksi!! Ehkä puhun amerikanenglantia ja etelän aksentilla. Omasta mielestä se on kauheaa, mutta paikalliset siis kehuu. Täällä on niin paljon ulkomaalaisia ja eri aksentteja, että ehkä suomalaisten ei sitten ole niin vaikea kuin vaikka kiinalaisilla, japanilaisilla tai intialaisilla.

Koettakaa vaan kaikki olla ylpeitä kielitaidostanne, ulkomaalaisisita harva puhuu suomea.

Not ya all but y'all and it's southern speak in the States. Northeners don't use it nor do the Brits.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 19:20"]I woke up and drove my husband to work. After that I stopped by at my daughter's school to get her schedule. Then I drove home, cooked some porridge for my baby and fed him. The boy from nextdoor came here to play with my son. Now I sit on the floor at downstairs, eating my breakfast and playing with the baby, while the boys plays upstairs with Legos. Soon I should put the baby to his crib for taking a nap. Meantime I will searh Internet and read a book called Gone With the Wind. About 3 pm I will take my daughter and the baby and head to market called Target. My daughter will buy some school stuff there. After that we will pick up my husband and drive home for dinner. Rest of the evening, I don't know yet. 

If someone is wondering timing, it's 12.20 pm here right now.

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mom??!!

thanks for telling me about us going to target btw, an hour ago your opinion on us going there was "no". but you know, whatever. ;-) idk if we need to go to target today as i still dont have a locker and i was mainly going to buy things for the locker, i'd like to go to michaels though, i was thinking about customizing my notebooks and binders a little bit, right now theyre very boring. ohh and can you drop me off at the mall when you go pick markus up from work? thanks!!

(sorry for the lack of capitalization and the very random use of aphostrophes, im on mobile and very lazy. forgive me! :D)

[quote author="Vierailija" time="22.08.2014 klo 20:22"]

Been working from nine am until now. I'm really tired, but when I get home, there are my children waiting for evening tea and some mum's LTC...

I actually use English as my work-language, since I'm a foreign news reporter. Read it all day long, and translate soundbites from various speakers from different nationalities (usually spoken in bad accent).

[/quote] LTC? How about TLC = Tender Loving Care ;).