Can you help me translate a little, please?

And you are in Porvoo ?

And you are in Porvoo ?

Willy Loman kirjoitti:

The correct spelling of "melekonen patukka" reveals you as a troll.

Says the character who kills himself for insurance money. Just zip it, alright?

I just guessed the spelling.

Are you serious that you don't understand, what your girli friend says? You have a big cock! Something new for you?

Vierailija kirjoitti:

I just guessed the spelling.

Rrrrrright.

Chances of genuine foreigner guessing Finnish dialect right vs chances of a domestic troll just trolling?

Auta minua kun tekee mieli transuilla vähän.

You have very big penis.