Miten sanotaan englanniksi: Minun täytyy mennä kakalle?

I have to think.

Ainakin naiset voisi sanoa että minun pitää mennä puuteroimaan nenääni.

I have shit coming out from my asshole. 

I do have urgent need to shit. 

I have to push a piece of shit out of my ass!

I like when hot girl sucks my dick while I push turd out.

Aight homie! Gotta split now to visit my homeboy Kaka.

I have to take a shit.

If a mathematican was here and he would had to go to do some numbers, where exactly should he go?

Ai gou ruum. Restruum.

I must go to shit

I need to let Trump go.

Ai niid tu puupuu.

I have to squeeze Putin out.

Paskalle pittää mennä.