Let's speak English
I'd like to see if any of you are able to have a decent conversation in English. Not that it would be possible here no matter what language we use but let's give it a go and see if we're any better than the ones we're making fun of.
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Oh well, is it Mungo here? Pretty obvious!
Maybe we can talk about Mungo in English. Maybe those uptight mommies won't report to the moderators because they cannot translate it :) I'm not saying that they're stupid or anything but...
[quote author="Vierailija" time="11.01.2014 klo 13:00"]
[quote author="Vierailija" time="11.01.2014 klo 12:45"]
Boooriiing!
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True, the thread didn't work out as I thought it would. Surely it would have been easier with a topic like vaccines, cloth diapers or that you-know-who-blogger...
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Does Voldemort write a blog? Man, I got to google this one... :D
[quote author="Vierailija" time="11.01.2014 klo 12:42"]I was busy making babies and learning english at the same time.
[/quote] How many babies did you make?
It´s nice to dream of next summer. So what kind of plans do you have for the summer?
I'll speak english anyday, bring it on. I miss it.
What did you do today?
I took my kids to the library, then we ate chinese food and now we're just chilling and watching a movie. What about you?
And this summer we're going to Greece, my first time, I'm excited. Ever been?
Please, please don't use slang! It sounds hysterical when one word is gang slang from South Central, the next one is Appalachian hillbilly twang or Louisiana bayou black talk. Yikes, it makes me want to puke.
Also I am nobody's sweetie, that is demeaning.
Message to people correcting other writer's mistakes, English with capital E, please.
[quote author="Vierailija" time="13.01.2014 klo 00:02"]
Please, please don't use slang! It sounds hysterical when one word is gang slang from South Central, the next one is Appalachian hillbilly twang or Louisiana bayou black talk. Yikes, it makes me want to puke.
Also I am nobody's sweetie, that is demeaning.
Message to people correcting other writer's mistakes, English with capital E, please.
[/quote] And it is even more confusing and weird when these words come from the lips of a blond Finn who obviously has not even visited those places.
I use släng when I want!
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated!
[quote author="Vierailija" time="11.01.2014 klo 12:30"]I'd like to see if any of you are able to have a decent conversation in English. Not that it would be possible here no matter what language we use but let's give it a go and see if we're any better than the ones we're making fun of.
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Sori mut nyt on pakko : Reeta J,Tampere?
Jotenkin tuli niin varma tunne että Se oot Sä. Jos et niin anteeksi :)
[quote author="Vierailija" time="11.01.2014 klo 12:44"]
There is that difference between me and mamas that I didn´t manage to get any babies, so I had time to learn more english.
[/quote] "have" babies
[quote author="Vierailija" time="13.01.2014 klo 00:25"]
I use släng when I want!
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated!
[/quote] I want what you are on, discombobulated Oompa-Loompa. LSD or mushrooms?
Voi vitun retardiretut... Tosissanneko te täällä pädette sillä, että osaatte ENGLANTIA? Ei saatana.
Tö roud vas veri sliperi pat tö taiers veör kuud.
[quote author="Vierailija" time="12.01.2014 klo 14:13"]
Are there any native English speakers on here right now?
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Yes, I consider myself bilingual. I was born in Finland, but started speaking English when I was about... 10, I think. I live on the West Coast in the USA, so standard California English for me, I'm afraid... like totally. :D
[quote author="Vierailija" time="11.01.2014 klo 12:37"]No responses yet. All the mamas are too busy looking up words on Google Translate.
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is that called a jolly chat? making fun of people who use google tranny.....
[quote author="Vierailija" time="12.01.2014 klo 15:51"]
Arguments on this thread are ridiculous.
Using names like "sweetie" just to insult someone makes you look like a fool..
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Yup. Reading this thread, "ridiculous" is the right word. I wouldn't have believed there are such nasty people among av-mammat.
I'm off.