parhaimmat tokaisut game of thronesista

"When I was 7 I saw a servant girl, bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. When I close my eyes, I can still see her tits bouncing."

- Tyrion Lannister

Meryn fucking Trant??! Any boy whore with a sword could kill three Meryn Trants.

Robert Barathean: I'm simply asking you to run my kingdom while I eat, drink, and whore myself into an early grave.

"For the watch"

Do yoi still remenber where the heart is?

You know, my brother once told me that nothing someone says before the word "but" really counts.

"You remember that cave? We should of stayed in that cave."

King of the north!

-You don't fight with honour!

-No, but he did.

Winter is coming. Still ... in this world only winter is certain.

A man who must say: "I am the king", is no true king.

"You could at least wear a helmet"

You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!

When you play the game of thrones you win or you die there is no middle ground.

Valar morghoulis.  "all men must die"

Valar dohaeris.      "all men must serve"

“Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Strong as a bear. Fierce as a wolverine. Fear cuts deeper than swords. The man who fears losing has already lost. Fear cuts deeper than swords. ”

"If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention"

-Do you know what it's like to stuff your own shit through one of those airholes?

-No I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard.

Tyrion & Varys :D

"Oh, a monster. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies."

Everywhere in the world, they hurt little girls