Brittilapset ja korkeakultuuri

Fuck you European Union, tally ho you fucking pricks

We are the United Kingdom, you can eat our spotted dicks

That being said we're not going to leave you, turns out we need you nonetheless

Fuck you European Union, it feels good to tell you this

Poland is depressing and there's vampires in Romania

Spain is for too hot and where the fuck is Lithuania

To be fair Slovenia is lovely (we're only kidding it sucks too)

But we must admit without these countries we'd be really screwed

Fuck the European Union, even though we must admit it

We would all be batshit crazy it, if we vote for leaving it

We would all be batshit crazy it, if we vote for leaving it