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Ode to the Vampire
A Sonnet by Anon
My green vampire, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you roar, run and drool,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the teary joule.

Let me compare you to a sanctuary?
You are more blazing, bleary and darling.
Snow chills the berries of January,
And wintertime has the dreary starling.

How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your bold feet, feet and attitude.
Thinking of your eerie feet fills my days.
My hate for you is the leery pet food.

Now I must away with a weary heart,
Remember my cold words whilst we're apart.