Sain varmaan töitä USA:sta!

Minulle soitti eilen (USAssa) Mr. Erik Anderson, puhui kylla niin vahvalla intialaisaksentilla etta oli vaikea saada selvaa.

Hanen mukaansa oleskelulupani oli vanhentunut ja poliisit ovat kohta ovella ellen maksa $40,000. Jututin kaveria 'kauhuissani' pitkaan, sen mita puheesta sai selvaa. Lopuksi sitten sanoin etta valitettavasti olen amerikan kansalainen, aika pitkaan silta meni ennenkuin tajusi mista oli kysymys ja paiskasi luurin korvaani!

IMF = International Monetary Fund, ei mikaan pankki johon voi avata tilin :D

Mä oon kuullut, et kaikki sähköpostilla rekrytoidut viedään FBI:n salaiseen operaatioon Syyriaan ja Irakiin, joita Yhdysvallat pommittaa Isisin takia. Mutta arabian alkeet kerkeää kerrata ihan hyvin lentomatkan aikana. 

Ihan mahtavaa! Vie Michelle O:lle terkkuja, et on lihonut sitten viime näkemän ja kaksoisleuankin on saanut. Barackia voit kehua mun ja kaikkien av:laisten puolesta niin pitkään et pääset kahdestaan sen kanssa Oval Officeen.

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IMF = International Monetary Fund, ei mikaan pankki johon voi avata tilin :D

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Eikös se ole Kansainvälinen Valuuttarahasto?

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 20:01"]

Ihan mahtavaa! Vie Michelle O:lle terkkuja, et on lihonut sitten viime näkemän ja kaksoisleuankin on saanut. Barackia voit kehua mun ja kaikkien av:laisten puolesta niin pitkään et pääset kahdestaan sen kanssa Oval Officeen.

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Oikeastaan mulle taitaa riittä MS Office :)  ap

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 21:47"]

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 20:01"]

Ihan mahtavaa! Vie Michelle O:lle terkkuja, et on lihonut sitten viime näkemän ja kaksoisleuankin on saanut. Barackia voit kehua mun ja kaikkien av:laisten puolesta niin pitkään et pääset kahdestaan sen kanssa Oval Officeen.

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Oikeastaan mulle taitaa riittä MS Office :)  ap

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Onko siellä sihteerille töitä?

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 19:09"]

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 18:34"]

Ennen kuin aloitan työt Washingtonissa, minun täytyy hoitaa yksi käytännön seikka sähköpostiin tulleen viesin mukaan:

"Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes DivisionFBI Headquarter, Washington, D.C.Federal Bureau Of Investigation,Washington, D.C.J.Edgar Hoover Building935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001www.fbi.govATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you thatwe have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which wasissued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of ournewly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) wediscovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an OnlineBalloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.4million USD froma Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During ourinvestigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an OnlineBalloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you viaINTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.
Normally, it will take up to 5 business days for an INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIEDBANK DRAFT by your local bank. We have successfully notified this companyon your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within theworldwinde, so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay,henceforth the stated amount of $2.4million USD has been deposited with IMF.We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receivethe winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMFyou will be required to settle the following bills directly to the LotteryAgent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Cotonou, BeninRepublic. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for thefollowing,(1) Deposit Fee's ( IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE )(2) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check toyour home address)
The total amount for everything is $96.00 We have tried our possible bestto indicate that this $96.00 should be deducted from your winning prize butwe found out that the funds have already been deposited IMF and cannot beaccessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will berequired to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of thistransaction In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be requiredto contact the agent in-charge ( Mr Abana Coper) via e-mail.Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:
CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr Abana CoperE-MAIL: info@imfofficebenin.de.vuPHONE NUMBER: +229- 6162 3997
You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:FULL NAME:ADDRESS:CITY:STATE:COUNTRY:ZIP CODE:DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:OCCUPATION:
You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details onhow to send the required $96.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of$2.4million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, alsoinclude the following transaction code in order for him to immediatelyidentify this transaction : EA2948-910.
This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation isauthorizing you to pay the required $96.00 ONLY to Mr Terry Kim viainformation in which he shall send to you,

Mr.James ComeyDirector Office of Public AffairsFederal Bureau of Investigation F B IYours in Service,Photograph of DirectorWelcome once more to FBI www.fbi.gov"

Vakuuttakaa av-palstan kautta, ettette missään tapauksessa mene ottamaan yhteyttä Mr Abana Coper:iin ja sotke raha-asioitani! ap

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Nigerialaiskirje onkin lähetetty kaikkien salaisten kansioiden tyyssijasta!

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Hmmm. Mr. Abana Coperin puhelinnumerossa on kuitenkin Nigerian naapurimaan Beninin suuntanumero. Onkohan tässä nyt sittenkin jotain hämärää ?!