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Onnea työpaikasta! Kysy pääsetkö heti Obaman lähipiiriin

Onneksi olkoon!!

Sinun täytyy olla tosi hyvä ammatissasi, ei sinne muut pääse.  (C:)

Bye!

Onnea!

Mutta voihan toi olla muutakin, esim. epäilevät sun olevan vaikka ISIS jäsen?

En sinuna vielä pakkaisi...

Pessimisti

Vau! Ei kun reissuun vaan ja vie terkkuja BAU-yksikköön iki-ihanalle Morganille.

En usko et oikeesti pääset.

Provo. Ehkä.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:15"]

Onnea työpaikasta! Kysy pääsetkö heti Obaman lähipiiriin

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Kiitos! Kysyn,voinko päätyöni ohessa toimia erityisavustajana.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:29"]

Provo. Ehkä.

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Ei ole. Kävin mm. Porvoon Sihteeriopiston. Muitakin tutkintoja on, joten valintani oli ehkä yllätys, mutta myös itsestäänselvyys. On se nettiCV sitten ihmeellinen! ap

Kannattaa odottaa että green card tulee eka postissa ennen kun lähet.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:34"]

Kannattaa odottaa että green card tulee eka postissa ennen kun lähet.

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Ei sitä heti tarvii, työvisa riittää, mutta tottakai ne sen ap.lle järkkää. Nimenomaan on USA:ssa pula sihteereistä.

Et siis ole lukenut koko viestiä?

Työlupia tuskin tarvitset,  FBI:n tyypit ja Homeland Security:n jantterit tuskin tarkistavat omien duunikavereiden papereita.  Turhaa ajanhaaskausta.

Parhaimmat onnittelut uuden suojatyöpaikan löytymisen johdosta.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:34"]

Kannattaa odottaa että green card tulee eka postissa ennen kun lähet.

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Onhan mulla jo lompakko kortteja täynnä, ei ne niistä mitään ymmärrä. Vihreä tuo on S-Etukorttikin. Plussakortti avaa tien vaikka maailman ääriin ja Pins käy varmaan kulkuluvasta Valkoisessa talossa. ap

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:40"]

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:34"]

Kannattaa odottaa että green card tulee eka postissa ennen kun lähet.

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Onhan mulla jo lompakko kortteja täynnä, ei ne niistä mitään ymmärrä. Vihreä tuo on S-Etukorttikin. Plussakortti avaa tien vaikka maailman ääriin ja Pins käy varmaan kulkuluvasta Valkoisessa talossa. ap

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Varmaan noista joku käy. Elä kuitenkaan sitä S etukorttia tarjoa, sillä aito green card ei ole vihreä.

Mulla oli aikoinaan tuollainen:

http://e08595.medialib.glogster.com/media/3c/3c2a3fe28d04e678f3fb546c607870648983c5fae4d25ddc81f9d9fd2fc80f3b/greencard-1.jpg

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:38"]

Et siis ole lukenut koko viestiä?

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Ilonpilaaja :C

Ois ollu hauskempi jos oisit kopsannut koko mailin tänne.

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 17:47"]

Ois ollu hauskempi jos oisit kopsannut koko mailin tänne.

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En kai mä niitä mene avaamaan. ap

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"Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes DivisionFBI Headquarter, Washington, D.C.Federal Bureau Of Investigation,Washington, D.C.J.Edgar Hoover Building935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001www.fbi.govATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you thatwe have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which wasissued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of ournewly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) wediscovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an OnlineBalloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.4million USD froma Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During ourinvestigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an OnlineBalloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you viaINTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.
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CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr Abana CoperE-MAIL: info@imfofficebenin.de.vuPHONE NUMBER: +229- 6162 3997
You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:FULL NAME:ADDRESS:CITY:STATE:COUNTRY:ZIP CODE:DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:OCCUPATION:
You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details onhow to send the required $96.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of$2.4million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, alsoinclude the following transaction code in order for him to immediatelyidentify this transaction : EA2948-910.
This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation isauthorizing you to pay the required $96.00 ONLY to Mr Terry Kim viainformation in which he shall send to you,

Mr.James ComeyDirector Office of Public AffairsFederal Bureau of Investigation F B IYours in Service,Photograph of DirectorWelcome once more to FBI www.fbi.gov"

Vakuuttakaa av-palstan kautta, ettette missään tapauksessa mene ottamaan yhteyttä Mr Abana Coper:iin ja sotke raha-asioitani! ap

[quote author="Vierailija" time="26.09.2014 klo 18:34"]

Ennen kuin aloitan työt Washingtonissa, minun täytyy hoitaa yksi käytännön seikka sähköpostiin tulleen viesin mukaan:

"Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes DivisionFBI Headquarter, Washington, D.C.Federal Bureau Of Investigation,Washington, D.C.J.Edgar Hoover Building935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001www.fbi.govATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you thatwe have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which wasissued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of ournewly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) wediscovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an OnlineBalloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.4million USD froma Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During ourinvestigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an OnlineBalloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you viaINTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.
Normally, it will take up to 5 business days for an INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIEDBANK DRAFT by your local bank. We have successfully notified this companyon your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within theworldwinde, so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay,henceforth the stated amount of $2.4million USD has been deposited with IMF.We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receivethe winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMFyou will be required to settle the following bills directly to the LotteryAgent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Cotonou, BeninRepublic. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for thefollowing,(1) Deposit Fee's ( IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE )(2) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check toyour home address)
The total amount for everything is $96.00 We have tried our possible bestto indicate that this $96.00 should be deducted from your winning prize butwe found out that the funds have already been deposited IMF and cannot beaccessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will berequired to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of thistransaction In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be requiredto contact the agent in-charge ( Mr Abana Coper) via e-mail.Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:
CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr Abana CoperE-MAIL: info@imfofficebenin.de.vuPHONE NUMBER: +229- 6162 3997
You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:FULL NAME:ADDRESS:CITY:STATE:COUNTRY:ZIP CODE:DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:OCCUPATION:
You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details onhow to send the required $96.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of$2.4million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, alsoinclude the following transaction code in order for him to immediatelyidentify this transaction : EA2948-910.
This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation isauthorizing you to pay the required $96.00 ONLY to Mr Terry Kim viainformation in which he shall send to you,

Mr.James ComeyDirector Office of Public AffairsFederal Bureau of Investigation F B IYours in Service,Photograph of DirectorWelcome once more to FBI www.fbi.gov"

Vakuuttakaa av-palstan kautta, ettette missään tapauksessa mene ottamaan yhteyttä Mr Abana Coper:iin ja sotke raha-asioitani! ap

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