Ukrainalaisen henkilön kirjoittama:

My impressions of the European languages

Icelandic: true language of them vikings (allergic to loanwords)

Faroese: Norse Polish

Norwegian: which one?

Swedish: the weirdest of them all

Arabic: wa 3alaykumu ssalam

Danish: silly lil dum language

English: stupid

Irish: it's spelled like WHAT?!

Welsh: fllwffrwllyrgwyrgwyll

Scottish Gaelic: made by Tolkien

German: DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!!!

Dutch: dumbified stupid with extra choke

Belgian: he-heh

French: pov you're choking on a spoiled snail

Spanish: too sleepy to speak properly

Catalan: exists out of spite

Portuguese: lost Balkan

Italian: passionate sign language

Hungarian: i feel so nostalgic, i don't know why

Hebrew: cheaped out on vowels

Romanian: stole from Italian

Moldovan: Schrodinger's language

Roma: [redacted]

Belarusian: it's just like Russian, but not

Ukrainian: the fields speak Ukrainian

Russian: i am legally required to call it the worst

Estonian: speaks at 0.5x

Latvian: ŠPROTES

Lithuanian: somehow still spoken

Polish: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Chrząszczyżewoszyce Powiat Łękołody

Czech: eheheh, letadlo

Slovak: man i dunno looks like Czech

Slovenian: is it Serbian?

Croatian: is it Serbian?

Bosnian: is it Serbian?

Montenegrin: is it RS?

Serbian: oh, this is Serbian

Bulgarian: Russian but with vowel

Macedonian: Russian but with no

Finnish: PERKELE SIIHEN ET KOSKE SAATANA VIE

Greek: immediately noticeable when written, alien when spoken

Turkish: some of it is in Ukrainian