Windows bugfix

Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet.

WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - system in danger.
WinErr: 002 No error - Yet.
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file.
WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong.
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused.
WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Deskview found on drive.
WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware.
WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature owerflow - Mailbox full.
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least SOME.
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
WinErr: 00D Unexplained error - Please tell us what happened?
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers WinErr: 011 Window open - Do no look outside.
WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside.
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 015 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows license in not valid anymore.
WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is not! Is not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get penalty for that.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr: 020 Error recording error code - Remaining errors will be lost.
WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr: 103 Error buffer owerflow - Too many errors encountered. Next error will be executed without error message.
WinErr: 674 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete the procedure.
WinErr: 815 Insufficient memory - Only 50.312.583 bytes available.