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Päivän pähkinä: Kerro blondivitsi englanniksi!

Vierailija
17.03.2008 |

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Vierailija
1/5 |
17.03.2008 |
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn' t. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, " Hurry up! It' s starting to rain and the top is down."



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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.



The first blonde said, " Those are deer tracks."

The second blonde said, " No, those are elk tracks."

The third blonde said, " You' re both wrong, those are moose tracks."

The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.



Vierailija
2/5 |
17.03.2008 |
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says " Darn, I can' t get in the car!" The other blond replies, " keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down" .

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Vierailija
3/5 |
17.03.2008 |
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- She feeds the Toilet Duck.



Vierailija
4/5 |
17.03.2008 |
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone

Vierailija
5/5 |
17.03.2008 |
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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

A: Because the can said " concentrate" on it.