Michael Bublén joululaulu

Ihan kuin laulussa lauletaan:

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again
With dildos and butt plugs that glow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every hole
But the prettiest sight to see is the hooker that will be
On your own front door

A pair of leather boots and a dick that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Sex dolls that'll talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen

And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for sex to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a gang bang in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the balls will start
And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every hole
But the prettiest sight to see is the hooker that will be
On your own front door

Sure, it's Christmas once more