Keskustellaan vain englanniksi!

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I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

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Sorry, I'm a lady. Yes sir, I can boogie.

She's a lady! Wou, wou wou, she's a lady! 

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Hello! Just putted macaron box in the oven and enjoying holiday.

I feels sorry for those melted macarons in the box.

My favourite food is liver box. In Christmastime I eat lots of carrot box and pig's ass. 

Really? My favourite is liver pool.

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Sanna is hot

Timo is not

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Sanna is hot

Anorexia patient.

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Achtung.

Ich bin ausländer and sprechen nicht gut deutch.

Mein deutch ist auch nicht so gut, aber diskutieren will ich gerne.

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Hello! Just putted macaron box in the oven and enjoying holiday.

I feels sorry for those melted macarons in the box.

My favourite food is liver box. In Christmastime I eat lots of carrot box and pig's ass. 

I prefer Liverpool. You never walk alone.

I think that it is quite disgusting to swim in liver. So I prefer pool filled with water.  

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

Hello! Just putted macaron box in the oven and enjoying holiday.

I feels sorry for those melted macarons in the box.

My favourite food is liver box. In Christmastime I eat lots of carrot box and pig's ass. 

Really? My favourite is liver pool.

Why you put liver in your pool? Isn't that quite difficult to swim in liver?

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I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Would you love the Monster man would you understand beauty of the beast?

Have to admit that this was a pretty good one.

So, would you? Still waiting for your aswer.

br. The Monster man

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

You somekind of green beret or something?

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Achtung.

Ich bin ausländer and sprechen nicht gut deutch.

Mein deutch ist auch nicht so gut, aber diskutieren will ich gerne.

Aber Sie mussen auf Englisch wie die Amerikanen diskutieren.

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

I'm Russian navy officer. Our missile cruiser was commissioned to underwater special operation.

Vierailija kirjoitti:

Vierailija kirjoitti:

Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

But you do need my money right? And will pay me back generoysly later?

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

You somekind of green beret or something?

Do you really expect me to answer that?

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Sanna is hot

Timo is not

Yes he is. Timo Soini is the hottest gay in the world. 

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

But you do need my money right? And will pay me back generoysly later?

Nah, my paycheck's just fine.

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Vierailija kirjoitti:

Vierailija kirjoitti:

I'm an american NATO soldier. Anything you want ask me?

Is your rank major or colonel?

Are you currently in the mission at Syria and looking for the finnish lady who would like to assist you to get your inheritance which is worth of TEN MILLION dollars, but you need several thousands of dollars for the legal fees like taxes or toll fees?

Captain. My current assignment is classified.

I'm Russian navy officer. Our missile cruiser was commissioned to underwater special operation.

So far so good. Today your army made another successful special operation when you left tactically from the Snake Island and let Ukraine to get it as their headache. I've also admired how you've let enemy to destroy thousands of your unnecessary modern tanks and saved billions of rubles in the process. You're so genius, because now there is no need to build extra space and your ancient technology is again needed, it's good to get combat practise also with old gear..

I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark

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