English language thread! Only English speak allowed in this thread! :)

WTF!? XDDDD

these animals are dangerous

*sniff sniff*

I sniff my rose very good taste

t: markorepairs

Vierailija kirjoitti:

WTF!? XDDDD

This thread is for practising English skills my friend :) 

as well... WTF (= Welcome to Finland)

Here we go again.....

Japanese thread next perhaps?

Macaroni box on jo vanha ja kulunut juttu.

Yes but no but yes but no but. Having time of my life.

Macaroni BOX?? It's macaronicassarole... And if you have minced meat there, it's minced meat-macaronicassarole. Well done dear!

I have drink a lot's of perrycider and damn it soooo good;)

Ninku hauki... from ranta.. ju nou

Mitä harjoittelua on se, että kirjoitetaan vuoron perään surkealla englannilla tekstinpätkiä nettiin ja annetaan toisille vääriä neuvoja esimerkiksi numeron 9 tapaan? Kuka oppii ja mitä?

Ai äm över törti jiers öld män wrom pohjoissavo.

If everyone is equally inept aren't we just corroborating each other's ill-written English.

Vierailija kirjoitti:

Ai äm över törti jiers öld män wrom pohjoissavo.

öu päll, mii tuuuuu

Io parlo italiano

To be honest, your skills in English are really poor.

"I am 21 year old"

- It's very important to know how to tell your age correctly.

Correction: I am a 21-year-old

"I have made meal of macaroni box for myself and drink some wine"

- You can't change the tense in the middle of a sentence and you really need to learn how to use articles. Correction: "I have made a meal of macaroni casseroli for myself and have drank some wine"

- "On cozy sofa when outside it storms"

If you'd say this to an English speaking person, they wouldn't understand at all. Correction: "On a cozy couch when it's stormy outside"

With kindest regards,

a 14-year-old girl who started learning English only three years ago

Vierailija kirjoitti:

If everyone is equally inept aren't we just corroborating each other's ill-written English.

I think you forgot something. Here you go:

?

How can anyone write English as badly as the instigator of this thread? She's 21, for God's sake! We are surrounded by English 24/ 7; every time we open the telly, radio, listen to music, watch a movie - nine times out of ten the language spoken (or sung) is English! Is she an F1-driver? 

Vierailija kirjoitti:

Vierailija kirjoitti:

If everyone is equally inept aren't we just corroborating each other's ill-written English.

I think you forgot something. Here you go:

?

I sort of did that on purpose, not really after an answer.