I have a cunning plan!

with many a cunning plan.

Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.



*hoilaa*

And rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I help you, and then also rule the world? We could split it to half and I could rule the north side maybe? I could be the Snow Queen!

If you want in on this, you can have western hemisphere, and I shall take eastern.



I shall do the murders with poisoned chocolates, because everybody loves chocolate! And perhaps some exploding teddy-bears. I' m so evil...

But you can count me in. I mostly do my murders with a little help frow voodoo. It' s very effective, I can assure you.

My plan is so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!



tai



Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U. N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

If I get caught, and they send me in to prison, my child gets traumatised. He' s 8 years old. And I would also have to stop breastfeeding!