Finnish PM Peter the Orphans cabinet of horrors faces fierce backlash as the budget of shadows is unleashed
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring,
Famous lines from J.R.R. Tolkien and now also fitting to describe the unveiling of the budget of shadows in the parliament of Finland on Wednesday.
The discussion veered from VAT rate hike and poverty to evicted panda bears. FM Rachel Bite had a slight nervous breakdown which she attributed to having the flu.
The invisible man of the hour Mr. Orphan himself remained nowhere to be seen as his minions from the Gathering took shots at the budget of shadows.
This has been an ESFS special report. Lets keep our English-speaking friends informed on what is going on in the parliament!
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Peter the orphan hahahahaha kiitos!
The threat of the budget of shadows looms over the government. The people now know that there is a better alternative.
Sarah Essay and Peter the Orphan selling Finnish forests to Google in order to be cut down and house Google servers.
BREAKING NEWS: Peter the Orphan has been seen.