20 of the Funniest and Dirtiest Nonsensical Greek Expressions

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1. Youll eat wood
2. Youve made my life a roller skate
3. Grab an egg and shave it
4. Ive lost my eggs and baskets
5. Pierce my nose
6. He paid the bride
7. Slowly the cabbage
8. I wrote it on my old shoes
9. Your eyes fourteen
10. Should I sniff my nails?
11. I dont have any intestines left
12. The feet got up to hit the head
13. I ate a door
14. The whore is happening
15. Shit in your face
16. You fart on us
17. I dropped her
18. Wrote me on their butt
19. We turned it into a brothel
20. It has made my balls swollen