Parhaat elokuvien repliikit?

"I am no man!" Eowyn, LOTR

Kill Billissä on moniakin, mutta tässä pari parasta:

O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit. 
The Bride: Trix are... 
O-Ren Ishii: ...for kids. 

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O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! 

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

Trainspotting <3

Why so serious? t. Joker

- Mikä sun nimi on?

- En sano.

Kaurismäen elokuvasta. Tälle meillä hekotellaan.

Outi Mäenpään hahmo marttyyrina elokuvassa Kukkia ja sidontaa:

- Tulkaa lapset, juostaan kaikki yhdessä auton alle.

:D

Se missä Aleksi sanoo Elinalle että hups taisit päästää pillupierun.

Elina siihen että mitäh?

Päästin normaalin pierun ja sylkäisin myös samalla kullisi ulos kanssa kommari sikiöinesi senkin maanpetturi!

[quote author="Vierailija" time="08.01.2014 klo 14:14"]" Ne lähti TAAS ilman mua ja näin käy JOKA vuosi! Miks? Eikö kukaan rakasta mua? Eikö kukaan välitä Sid-laiskiaisesta?"

*astuu jonkun jätöksiin*

"Hei leväperä, ei keskelle tietä!"

Ice Age<3

Sitten Keisarin uudet kuviot! Kuzco menee tapaamaan vaimoehdokkaita ja pysähtyy jokaisen luona.

" Ihanaa, missikisat! Katsotaanpas hmm..kauhee fleda..tuskimpa...yök, yök, yök...ja anna ku mä arvaan et sul on mahtava luonne...etsä tosiaan parempaan pysty?"

"Tää on MUN synttärilahja MULLE aaahhhgaaah oi kun kivaaaaaa!"

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"Ja naama niin kuin petolinnun peräsin?"

Goldfinger-elokuvasta:

Bond:"Do you expect me to talk?"

Goldfinger:"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

Pulp Fiction
written by Quentin Tarantino & Roger Avary

Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
(The Captain sits down and pulls a gold wrist watch from his pocket)
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (holds it up, long pause) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson, elokuvassa Snakes on a Plane 

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" -Kummisetä.

"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."

Samantha Jones, Sex & The City

"You met me at the very strange time of my life."

-Fight Club

"You know when you hear girls saying like 'Ahh, I was so shit-faced last night! I shouldn't have fucked that guy.' We could be that mistake!"

Superbad

Toga! Toga! - John Belushi, Delta-jengi

You talkin' to me?! :D

"Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free"

- The Shawshank Redemption -

"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave". Elokuva: Madagascar :)

Mihin sinä olet menossa kynnet lakattuina tähän aikaan aamusta?

- Arvottomat