May I have some help with translation, please!
I'm dating very handsome finnish guy, We had sex last night, finally. Usually he speaks english with me, but during our sexual intercousing he kept saying "vaeljae vaercki" or something like that. I didnt't get what he meant and he didnt't help me at all, just sayed that it'ts some kind of erotic mantra. Could you help me with that? It left me uncertain because he didnt't look happy at all while saying it. Or do finnish guys look angry while having sex?
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He's just trying to get some discount. Ignore and charge the usual.
Voisitko auttaa minua transuilemaan, pyydän.
Despite the misspelled "väljä värkki" you are no less a troll than your male incarnation a moment ago. Try harder.
He was quite hard, I dont't think I should try anyone harder than him. So do you mean he had some difficulties getting in?
Usually we just thrust two times, cum and then fart. Are you sure it was a Finn?
Vierailija kirjoitti:
Usually we just thrust two times, cum and then fart. Are you sure it was a Finn?
He told me so. I'm very disappointed if it'ts not true. My friends have told that finnish guys are efficient at bed and I'm so happy that I finally met him.
Haellae vaeljae, mulla loysae.....
Big pussy. Hit him back with "loysae kulli", loose penis.
Finnish men are really efficient in bed. The same which takes half an hour with a foreigner takes only 2 minutes from a Finnish guy.
Vierailija kirjoitti:
Finnish men are really efficient in bed. The same which takes half an hour with a foreigner takes only 2 minutes from a Finnish guy.
Another difference is that Finnish men bother to ask permission first. Our Virgin Hill stooges lack that special exotic impulse.
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It means: Sorry that I have so small penis.
Sorry, I can't help because I'm feeling that you are a lunatic.
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