How was your day/last week/summer holidays/what ever? Tell something IN ENGLISH!

sad today because I notiched I have onychomycosis on my big toe! :(

quite allrite. Had a sore belly last nite n of course couldnt sleep nearly at all coz of that so I was totally knackered when my fiance woke me up this morning even tho it was 11 oclock. Finally managed to get up n let the doggies out n noticed that our lovely next door neighbour has thrown chicken bones over the fence again! For some reason he hates our dogs. They dont bark like ever n we always clean after them etc. Dunno whats wrong with that old cunt but I start to b at bit concidered about our dogs health coz of him. So Ive been childish n planning a revenge for him, thehee.



Got dressed n had sum breakfast n after that we took my fiances mum to town for a coffee. Had a good crack, had a look at sum shops n sorted few bits n bobs. We took her back home after few hours n then we came home. My fiancce went to bed n I sorted sum laundry out. Now the teas in the oven, it should b ready in 10 mins. Now we r watchin the telly coz we got a new channel package n want to find out what we can watch now :)

Muutama perisuomalainen kananpersemamma kirjoittaa toisilleen huonoa englantia. Ihan sama kuin puhuisitte seinälle, paitsi että se ei vastaa yhtä väärin.

Englantia on hyvä käyttää, mutta kun netistä on kyse, se kannattaisi tehdä jossain ulkomaisella foorumilla englanninkielisten kanssa.

Go change the batteries in your vibrator

and buzz yourself some happy-happy. Leave us to do what we like.

And, by the way, my English doesn't suck. I actually think it's better than your Finnish, fartface.

Exactly! That's really funny, you go girl! :D

I aim to entertain... ;)

if so, please contact me bigJorma@yahoo.com



I have also lot of pictures of me practicing my most favorite hobby. call me, bitches.

my day was fat and tired

because tomorrow I will take a trip. I need to pack everything. Why I'm so lazy, I don't know.

my day was about the shittiest so far. Could easily flush it down the toilet and still wouldn't miss anything. Lazy day, nothing to do, nore any money left since I seriously went over my budget on my holiday. (which is also about to end in just a few days) Back to work, totally broke.



So overall I'm quite depressed right now.

Sou ai shuld tell juu samthin in inglish?

Ou vell- I vas jast riiding this "veipää kiskjustelju" sytem vhen ai notised thät ai kän juuse mai supriim inglish skils in hie. So tu put long stoori shoort: hier ai äm veisting mai taim.

well well my week was nice but i do not speak so much but i can tell you i have some ummetus you know and i must sit very long times in toilet. i take aku ankka with me and it goes like a wind.

Cheers! My "slang" is Cumbrian, comin from north England :)