I am an Englishman, you want to ask you something?

Bitter or lager?

Have you bad and ugly teeth and big ears? How tall are you?

Are you sure?

Bitter or lager?

Have you bad and ugly teeth and big ears? How tall are you?

English spoken to an Englishman.

Do YOU want to ask you something?

I'm not an Englishman, but I'm Married to one.

None of your f-ing business, though.

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What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

Is it rainy day or rainy day or windy day or windy day?

Do go for a pee or not to go for a pee?

I don't want to ask "me" something, though it's kind of you to ask... "Englishman", not!

I don't understand why you even bother faking it, you must know you're not any good at it...