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I've had a few girlfriends, and they will stand in front of the mirror for 30 minutes trying on all kinds of tops, trousers, skirts, dresses, shoes, etc. Then they'll grill you about how you think they look. Butt too big/small? Breasts too big/small? Too much cleavage or not enough? Hips, waist, legs, yada yada yada. I look good/pretty/sexy in this?

After finally deciding on an outfit, they go out in public, and the very first moment that a guy almost twists his neck off to get a second look, both his girlfriend that he's walking with (who did the exact same thing before she left the house) and the girl in question are saying "You're such a creep! Why do you guys look at girls like that?"