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Mall of Kintyre, with ample free parking

Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in

The Mall of Kintyre

Touring round Scotland, I'm tracing my roots

I need a coffee, a new pair of boots

Lochs may be pretty, but shopping is dire

I was blue 'til I came 'cross The Mall of Kintyre

Mall of Kintyre, with 21 Starbucks

Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in

The Mall of Kintyre

Rome may have Gucci; New York, Calvin Klein

I'd rather Jock McHilfiger's spring line

If you've a brave-heart, you'll be a glad buyer

Of all manner of tat in The Mall of Kintyre

Mall of Kintyre, come try a McHaggis

There's sporrans for hire, and fast kilt drycleaning

The Mall of Kintyre

I've been here hours, my credit is blown

Loch Ness forsaken for a new cell phone

Sweet bagpipe muzak, and I am entire-ly

Ei ole. Soi yhtä hyvin kuin ennenkin.